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Lies Q.
Can anybody get incredibly rich online? A.
Of course; this is the Internet. Q.
How long will it take me to get incredibly rich? A. Generally no
more than three days. Q.
Does it take hard work or long hours to get incredibly rich? A.
Of course not; this is the Internet. Q.
How do I get started to become incredibly rich? A. Just surf around
until you see a banner or a link that says something like, "Make Fourteen Million
Dollars by Thursday." Then just click on the link to get started. Q.
It won’t really take that long though, will it? A. Of course not;
This is the Internet. They just say that so you’ll be pleasantly surprised. Q.
Are there any other headlines I should be on the watch for? A. Certainly!
Any ads with the phrase "free to join," "guaranteed results", or "no
work involved" are always sure bets. If you see an ad that has all THREE of
those phrases in it, you can start shopping for your Lamborghini. Q.
But I’ve already joined 212 of these free programs. It’s been almost a week now,
and I’m still not incredibly rich. Now what should I do? A. Simply
consult one of the millions of Internet "gurus" who has already gotten incredibly
rich on HIS Internet earnings. Now if
you haven’t gotten it yet, the above question and answer session is NOT to be
taken seriously. Surprisingly, though, many people start out their Internet marketing
careers with just such a naïve attitude. |